May 2013
partynauseous:
There it is…
The DragQueen
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
yolympics:
changing from jeans to pajama pants
dragonsandjackolanterns:
first kisses ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ
french kisses (＝⌒▽⌒＝)
short kisses (✿◠‿◠)
long kisses （＠＾▽＾＠）ノ
sleepy kisses (◡‿◡✿)
platonic kisses (︶ω︶)
romantic kisses (“⌒∇⌒”)
passionate kisses (´ω｀★)
goodbye kisses (●´‿｀●)
kisses (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫･*:.｡. .｡.:*･
snorlaxatives:
people who use a selfie for their cover photo on facebook
despairkomaeda:
amys baking company speaks to me on a deep level
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly:
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
sixtafoua:
I’m not thirsty, I’m D-hydrated
scienceing:
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
chekhov:
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
