partynauseous: There it is… The DragQueen
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants
dragonsandjackolanterns: first kisses ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ french kisses (＝⌒▽⌒＝) short kisses (✿◠‿◠) long kisses （＠＾▽＾＠）ノ sleepy kisses (◡‿◡✿) platonic kisses (︶ω︶) romantic kisses (“⌒∇⌒”) passionate kisses (´ω｀★) goodbye kisses (●´‿｀●) kisses (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫･*:.｡. .｡.:*･
snorlaxatives: people who use a selfie for their cover photo on facebook
despairkomaeda: amys baking company speaks to me on a deep level
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
sixtafoua: I’m not thirsty, I’m D-hydrated
scienceing: if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
chekhov: Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/